ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
He mau lehelehe ʻeleʻele ko nā kaikamahine ʻeleʻele, akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kā lākou hoki! ʻO ka moe kolohe wale nō - he moʻolelo moʻolelo e loaʻa ai ʻelua mau asshole momona i ka anus i ka hele hoʻokahi! ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻokaʻawale iaʻu iho mai kēia mau ākea no 24 mau hola, ke ʻole au e hāʻule i lalo mai ka luhi loa!
He helehelena ʻino kēlā, ʻoi aku kona.